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Take the Inmates Version of the G.E.D. test.

I can't name any names, but I recently received something and was asked to post it anonymously here on my blog.

A secret GED Equivalents Test created by the inmates over at the Federal Prison Camp in Florence. They think that my diminutive readers will get an absolute kick out of this. It was written by a real gang, studying for the GED test in prison. Enjoy!

Name:_______________ Gang:________________

1. Jonny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine, and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65. for each trick, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1 oz pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4X4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800.?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he get's out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet, and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

Your answers to these inmate GED questions can be added as a comment here. They would surly appreciate your feed back.


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